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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

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plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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constella:

probably one of my favorite quotes

constella:

probably one of my favorite quotes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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tsukuyomi-chan:

Hey remember when yugioh was about a homicidal pharaoh possessing a high schooler’s body and getting an extremely sadistic revenge on anybody he wanted?

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one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)